November 5, 2024

The patient’s CC: bug in ear.

Physical exam: Pt in mild distress, holding one ear.  Otoscope exam shows the back end of a bug.

I started by filling the ear with 1% lidocaine, to drown the bug so they quit moving (which is apparently painful and freaky in an attached-to-your-brainstem weirdness kind of way).

Then it happened, something that hasn’t happened in years of doing this: the bug came out to keep from drowning!  There’s a little bug running on the bed, which met its maker quickly.  Re-exam showed the inside of the ear none the worse for wear, and the relief of everyone was terrific.

First time I’ve been charged by a bug, though.

6 thoughts on “Best Procedure of the Day

  1. Any jumping and screaming involved in the alleged attempted by the bug to assault a healthcare provider in the line of duty?

    I think not!

    Judge and Jury were not consulted, I think it was a case of vigilant justice on a homeless bug.

  2. Another trick is to put some Vaseline on the lens of a flashlight and shine it in the ear; the bug will (hopefully) fly toward the light and get stuck in the Vaseline.

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