“On the patient tracking board, the CC next to the name of a particularly notorious drug seeker: Oxycodopenia.”
Heh.
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“On the patient tracking board, the CC next to the name of a particularly notorious drug seeker: Oxycodopenia.”
Heh.
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Nice!
HEHE… a few personal favorites:
Hypopercocetemia- Rx ran clean out
Louisville Slugger Toxicity- they’re not just for Little League anymore ;-)
Hyperplumbia- GSW victims
and the ever popular:
SOCMMOB- “standing on corner minding my own business….”
I like symtym’s “microdekia”: playing with a small deck. :)