Well, my financial security seems assurred now…
Funds For Investment And Management
I am facilitating for a private investor who has interest to do business
relative to long term investments in your Company or Country. The area of
interest is Health, Real Estate, Crude-Oil, Farm, Services and construction or
any business of your choice.You will be required to:
[1]. Receive the funds in cash into a business/private bank account.
[2]. Invest and Manage the funds in the specified areas of investment.The total sum available for investment is ONE HUNDRED MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ( USD$100,500,000.00 ) . My client is willing to
pay 10% as participation fee for your role as the receiver partner to the funds
and a subsequent 10% “Management Commission” for your advised investment
services. Absolute confidentiality and professionalism is required in the
handling of this funds and subsequent investments.You may as well send me your Cell phone numbers so to ease communication.
I look forward to your swift response.
Sincerely Yours.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXX Consultant.
Well, I’ll keep the day job for a while, at least until the money starts rolling in. Heh.
the poor grammar is what tipped me off…
“handling of this funds and subsequent investments”
I’m always taken by the stupidity of the verbiage; most HS Sophomores could think of a better way to write a scam letter.
Now give the poor guys a break. English is at least their third language!
I guess they figure that the not completely round figure (with the extra FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) makes it more believable. Or maybe it is because of the exchange rate. Which makes the roundness of the number quite unbelievable.
Don’t forget to hand over that cell phone number, LOL! I’m amazed they didn’t ask for your social as well. Thanks for a morning laugh :)
I get literally about 40-50 variations of that spam email a day. My email has been infested. And I block them all with the spam guard but they still make it through. What’s a Happy to do?
Make fun of them on your blog!