Zippy the Lobster was here in the Great State of Texas (for a nice trip to the Bahamas), then went to India to see Scanman.
Zippy hasn’t been heard from since March.
I cannot help but wonder if foul play has occurred, or if he/she/it is being held against their will.
Therefore, please help me in the exhortation: Free Zippy!
Really. Don’t make us send Hillary.
Update: follow this on twitter: #freezippy
I think Zippy has a gender & nationality identity crisis, GruntDoc. She thinks she is a Tamil girl, named ?????? (sippy).
Thanks for bringing up this crisis. Zippy himself is trying to send us messages: FREE ZIPPY!
I am losing sleep over this.
If zippy is found please send him to see me in Thailand!