I got tagged with the six-word meme plague recently, and couldn’t think of one, unti it just occurred to me today while driving home (and it’s weird, as I wasn’t even thinking about it consciously):
When your emergency happens, I’m ready.
Yes, the contraction is cheating. I can live with it.
GruntDoc,
How about this: “When s#*t happens, I am ready.” Be honest, not everything we see is an emergency.
A, B, Cs keep me traiged.
when emergencies happen, I am ready(?)
[GD: That’s very good, too.]
How about these alternatives…
Stub your toe, I’m your bro.
Wreck yur car, I am thar.
Slip and fall, wez on call.
Need a fix, seen yur tricks.
Totally awesome.